Moderator syndrome 

The effect of being in a moderator echo chamber for so long you can only see people in two groups:

Those who suck up to you and assholes.

Large snorlax is currently arguing with people on twitter with his moderator syndrome in full effect. Poor his block list.

Moderator syndrome by Le Ender December 4, 2018

DeVos syndrome 

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.

Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.

DeVos syndrome by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018

Cereal Syndrome 

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

Cereal Syndrome by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

chlycomitisondro syndrome 

if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !

anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”

lucas: “mia and summer.”

anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”

chlycomitisondro syndrome by miaod07 October 6, 2019

GCSE syndrome 

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.

Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"

GCSE syndrome by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

Ark Syndrome by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

PAB syndrome 

Pab syndrome is for someone who’s a pussy ass bitch

I didn’t know you got diagnosed with pab
I always knew u bad pab syndrome

PAB syndrome by Brannnn May 6, 2020