Sleep

My friend believes everything she sees on the internet: “Omg so n so is getting married” “You sleep nigga, that shi fake”.

by Bigbootyyooo January 9, 2025

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I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

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putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

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Sleep Abbreviated

Sleep Abbreviated is the opposite of Sleep Deprived, When you are Sleep Abbreviated you are awake and not tired.

Aubrey is Sleep Abbreviated when she has her coffee.

by The Lord of Thursdays July 14, 2025

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sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by Moto. July 17, 2025

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A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

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