Retarded

The word retarded or retard is a politically incorrect word that middle schoolers use too much because they think it’s hip and they think it’s a synonym for stupid, but nah, don’t use this word because it’s annoying and not to be that kid who gets butthurt over everything but it shouldn’t really be used by perfectly capable people 🤷🏼 ♀️

Jarred: OMG JEFF YOURE SO FUCKING RETARDED !

Jeff: you can’t use the word retarded

Jarred: ...

by Thatsavegan June 30, 2018

retard

harry

‘babies float in space before they’re born, they’re dead.’
retard is harry

by lolololoololoñooñ July 1, 2018

retard

harry.

harry is such a retard - he thinks babies are dead before they’re born and that they float in space

by lolololoololoñooñ July 1, 2018

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retard

Something people whose names are Sam carry on the daily

Dude you're so retarded, hey dont say that sam is here!

by Tyrone Humphrey July 22, 2018

Retardism

A person that suffers an uncontrollable amount of being a jerk towards others or a psycho going around disturbing others.

In 2017, Jake Paul suffered an unexplainable amount of Retardism

by xo.shi.ox July 26, 2018

retard

Someone who uses the word Libtard.

Retards find it hard to accept political and economic truths

by bowlicorn August 3, 2018