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Lord Of The Rings

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.
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Red Rectum Ringer Stinger

A Red Rectum Ringer Stinger, commonly referred to as RRRS, is a powerful ejection of faeces, where the victim experiences violent and painful diarrhea following consumption of brutally spicy Indian food.
This results in an acute burning sensation around the rectum and sometimes even swelling and redness.
"Jesus, my asshole looks like a sundried tomato after last nights curry. I think that Red Rectum Ringer Stinger ruptured my sphincter."
by Mr. Jive November 18, 2009
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Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

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His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.
by croz March 6, 2005
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Lord of the Rings

1. noun TLOTR is often erronously called a trilogy, when in fact it is a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, sometimes published in three volumes.
The first volume, TFOTR, was published on 29 July 1954 in England, 'with an edition for the USA following' on 21 October of the same year.
The second volume, TTT, was published in England on 11 November 1954 and in the United States on 21 April 1955.
Volume three, TROTK, finally appeared in England on 20 October 1955 and in the United States on 5 January 1956.
With the appearance ot the third volume, TLOTR was published in its entirety, and its first edition text remained virtually unchanged for a decade. (Tolkein made a few small corrections, but further errors entered TFOTR in its second impression when the printer, having distributed the type after the first printing, reset the book without informing the author or publisher.)
In 1965, stemming from what then appeared to be copyright problems in the United States, an American paperback firm published an unauthorized and non-royalty paying edition of TLOTR.

2. noun (the cinematic masterpieces of considerable acclaim) TLOTR was adapted for the screen by Peter Jackson in the beginning of the 21st century. The New Zealand born director released three separate movies based upon the three volumes of TLOTR.
1. x: Hey, what are you reading there dude?
y: It's a book.
x: What's it called?
y: The Lord of the Rings.
x: It looks like a long story.
y: It is a very , very long story.
x: Well...
y: Shut up. I'm trying to read.

2. x: Let's smoke some of this gak and watch the entire Special Edition of The Lord of the Rings!
y: Again?
x: Why not?
y: Do we have enough dope for all 36 hours?
x: I'll call Sue, that shikse always has dope.
y: Cool. Let's do it.
by Nedd Ludd October 23, 2005
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Red Rings of Death

Red circle that covers 3 lights around the power button on an Xbox 360 that signifies that the system has overheated and must be shipped to Microsoft. In other words, go commit suicide.
I just pwned some guy in halo 3 and next thing I know, red rings of death
by koolaid1994 April 1, 2010
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red rings of death

what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair
*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*
by Z3r0s3volution November 3, 2009
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Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc
After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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