Pumpfakery

The art of practicing pumpfaking

I don’t practice the art of pump fakery

The pumpfakery bro be in is funny

by Yvecee July 31, 2022

Pump

During/after working out the blood, your muscles expand strongly due to the inflowing blood.
The muscles feel very plump and voluminous with a pump.

Yesterday after being in the Gym my muscles were on pump and massive, it felt amazing

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

pumpie

the word people sometimes use to call a grandfather grandfather but you call them pumpie

hey pumpie how are you

by fedsrgtvhj July 1, 2022

Pompy

the cutest thing ever... the embodiment of wholesomeness. If you are a pompy, you are all things sweet. Being a pompy is like being a cake, or a summer breeze, or even a daisy. "Pompy" must not be confused with similar terminology, such as "Pomple" or "Pompert". To confuse "Pompy" with these words is essentially the equivalent of committing a devious lick. In fact, worse. To be a pompy, one must reach the absolute limits of cuteness. For example, one may look at a cute baby seal and think "Awwww what a little pompy!". Conversely, if one were to look at a baby cockroach, they would definitely NOT think "Awwww what a little pompy!"... to do this would be DISGRACEFUL. Anyways, pompy is a GOOD and CUTE thing. That is all.

":pompysit:"
"omg you are so cute today! You are such a POMPY!"
"pompyyyyyyy!"
"pompy :)"
"you are such a pompy. :)"

by hannielanny July 3, 2022

Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout

Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.

by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022

Pump'er-nickel

Special fermented German "black bread" dat supposedly makes a gal tipsy enough to be willing to let you perform a "pressurized injection" between her legs, and only charges you five cents for said "ultimate privilege".

Ordinarily da ladies either don't seem overly interested in letting me "get it on" wif dem, or else they want astronomical sums before they'll "surrender da goods" to me. Maybe if I start offering dem tasty PB&J's made wif slices of Pump'er-nickel bread, its fermented-mash content will "loosen them up" sufficiently dat dey'll allow me super-cheap access to their precious "honey-holes", after all.

by QuacksO August 30, 2022