piss-ant

A term used to describe small-town USA

"I'll be damned if I don't get out of this piss-ant town soon"

by Andy April 19, 2004

piss in a brewery

"he or she couldn't set up a piss in a brewery",means that someone is so useless that can't do anything properly,not even getting drunk (getting pissed) in a brewery.it's a scottish saying

"who is gonna book the restaurant ?" "billy says he'd take care of it" "oh,fuck, billy?he couldnt set up a piss in a brewery"

by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

Piss shit

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

pissed the shit

An expression to be used when one it extremely upset at a situation and/or person.

Today my boss totally "pissed the shit" out of me .

by takethat. January 25, 2010

Piss Boner

When a nigga get a boner from needing to take a leak, or needs to take a piss while watching explicit boner inducing content. When wanked, piss will often come out slowly, and after cumming, a male may spend up to 20 minutes slowly letting out small amounts of piss.

*Wakes up with a piss boner*
Person 1: Damn, I need a piss, better go take it before I do my morning porn fap

by BigNutty June 14, 2018

piss pan

You use this to get back at your friend(s). You urinate in a small pan, and put it in your freezer until it freezes. Then, when it's night, you slip it underneath their door. It wont be bad when you put it under, but by the time morning comes, the urine will have melted and flowed everywhere on the floor

I gave Joe a piss pan last night for welching on our bet.

by Joe schmozers January 27, 2008

ghost piss

To piss around the edges of the toilet so as not to make noise.

1. To make less noise at a public urinal I took a ghost piss.

2. To make less noise late at night I took a ghost piss.

3. My girlfriend was annoying me so I took a ghost piss in her eye.

by Sholden Gower December 11, 2011