fuck off

Used to emphasise something that is very large. Became fashionable after the release of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. For Example:

I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck off shiny ones.

by Mazman November 24, 2004

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2010

sawed-off

A short dude.

by 5th Column May 6, 2003

jump off

A 'regular' booty call/sex partner.
NOTE- MEN can be jumpoffs too!!

Shaneequa really wanted some, and figured she'd call her jump off Tyquan.

by deelow September 14, 2008

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

F-OFF

Back off,or stay away.Danger.

F-off you hand nasty.

by UNCAR H.N SINGH February 23, 2004

nob off

verb: to nob off - to get rid of; to exert something; to stop.

I'm going to nob off this book, i dont like it.

by Richard Saunders May 24, 2006