Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Michael Payak

A polish boi who has a hairline that could be used to sponsor McDonalds. Also has AIDS.

Mark: Yo AJ let's go to McDonalds to make fun of Michael Payak's hairline!

by BloodyBasterd December 2, 2019

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022