Make her cry cum

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)
Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"
by Chisquil February 28, 2016
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dry make-out

making out without the exchannge of spit and no tounge is invovled!!!

This kiss is good for people who want to mke out but do not wan to use use wet tounge.
Come here hottie lets dry make-out cuzz i dont wanna taste your spit or feel your tounge in my mouth.
by [kiki♥bryce] May 19, 2009
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Turn around make me frown

When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.
*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.
by Slayer of ratchets December 04, 2012
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a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.
by JackBauer133 February 16, 2011
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When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm
by Long Horse Short Walk October 07, 2021
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A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.
Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.
by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011
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A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"
by BationMaster March 09, 2012
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