French McNasty

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss

I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty

by schwinn360 July 9, 2018

French

Sometimes genuinely great, but often overrated because of French diplomacy, French culture, and so on.

Example 1
– Sup bruh, do you know Joris Delacroix ?
– Yeah, Joris Delacroix… French artist :P

Example 2
French government : The Daft Punk carried the #FrenchTech to the top !
Daft Punk : "You're saying this because we're robots, right ?"

by jetzt August 14, 2018

french wink

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

by CreativeBruces August 15, 2018

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

French Fries

The act of sucking toes while driving.

Arnold: How was the ride with Stephanie?
Nick: Great! She gave me French Fries on the way there.

by witgee August 28, 2018

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019