Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 05, 2024

French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 07, 2011

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French Pickle

Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.

Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!

by Donkey Doug April 08, 2021

French Pickle

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone

We just French pickled Andres

by FrenchPickler November 03, 2019

Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 February 16, 2012