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fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."
by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021
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Skank fish

Everyone says "theres always fish in the sea." and while this is true I have found woman and men have the ability to be Smitten over someone one week and then telling everyone how in love they are with their new gf or bf. The worest fish in the sea... to catch....Succubus, heart breaking horrible excuse for a soul mate... SKANK FISH
"I can't get back together with my ex because shes a skank fish."
by MamaChaos September 4, 2012
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Tell it to the fishes

What you say to someone before you whack them - because their dead body will be in the water sleeping with the fishes.
"Oh yeah? Tell it to the fishes! *gun shot*"
by mobster_w August 2, 2013
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Clunge Fishing

Throwing an object into an area of the swimming pool that is ocupide by girls and seeing how many girls bring it back.... clunge fishing.
by shuelin March 1, 2011
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Biddie Fishing

The act of searching for attractive females by the use of "bait" in a local neighborhood.
Hey Chris, wanna go Biddie Fishing later?" "Sure Brian, I saw a school of biddies down the block, and I brought a ton of bait.
by BSimms June 29, 2011
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drink fishing

Drink Fishing- is when you use your girlfriend or boyfriend to lore people into buying them drinks just so they will hand them over to you.
Man I just saw that girl give the drink I just bought her to a guy. She was totally Drink Fishing.
by dc2021 November 14, 2011
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fish james

Some animal that Urban Dictionary thinks you own and wants you to get a mug for
Buy a mug with __ for your fish James
by Somebody with a computer November 23, 2021
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