Fat Jackets

Fat Jackets aka Craig Armour

Once seen appearing on a billboard...

Presenting to you Craig "Fat Jackets" Armour

by hendo_rfc May 2, 2006

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fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

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fat dean

a fat fucker who sits around begging for cheats and owns a gamecube.....like a fat bastard

The fat dean who sat around playing his shitty gamecube and begging Garret for cheats.

by Garret379657346575683465893247 December 27, 2008

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Trans Fat

The leading cause of Heart Attack, Type Two Diabetes, and Cardiovascular Disease. Addictive, when used in combination with sugar. Basically weed in fat form.

Hey I'm out of trans fat. May I have that doughnut?

by starsVSroses March 6, 2015

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A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.

Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.

by kalensucks March 23, 2019

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