Dutch

A guy that has a plan to farm Mangoes in Tahiti.

Arthur: I dont know about this Dutch-
Dutch: Have some goddamn Faith!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.

Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..

by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023

Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.

"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"

by Jtrees November 26, 2018

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017