Hobo Mash Drunk 

A drunkard who wanders the streets with a bottle in hand asking for pocket change like a drunk ole hobo.

I am so hobo mash drunk, I look like George W. Bush before he quit drinking.

Hobo Mash Drunk by SydVixxen November 24, 2010

Joseph-Kibria-drunk 

When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.

Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.

Joseph-Kibria-drunk by pashworth May 7, 2013

the drunk look 

1. the look of "should i use small words and talk slow for you? should i tell you what your doing? and you look like a mess but im not gonna say it out loud and your drunk BUT i'm not gonna be the one to tell you" all rolled into one grinning look.

you just gave me the drunk look

the drunk look by PatchesLyrics January 27, 2008

Flack Drunk 

Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.

"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1

"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2

"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3

Flack Drunk by UMDguy April 25, 2009

Steague Drunk 

To be beyond the normal measures of drunk or intoxicated

"wow, that girl is steague drunk"

Steague Drunk by the steague December 7, 2009

Kayla Drunk

Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.

After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.

Kayla Drunk by John Yaya October 11, 2012

Milk-Drunk 

When someone feels the effects of drunkness from a non-alcoholic scource.

Can be caused literally (for example milk, apple juice etc) or figuratively (for example drunk on Vibes, music or any other non-literal concept)

I was feeling real milk-drunk last Saturday after a heafty... hefty? whatever Milkshake so i started blasting Elton John's Saturday Night whilst headshotting people as Sniper (huntsman) in TF2 (totallynotbraggingoranything), until i decided to pull up Urban Dictionary and submit a definition for stupid word i made up.

Milk-Drunk by <Insert_Name_Here>? July 10, 2021