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Douchebaggery 

Noun/Verb: actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s (God-Damn Independents) and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in.
Just as North Face is a staple of the fratty community, hooded sweatshirts are a staple of international douchebaggery.
Douchebaggery by PFaceBarnes_MA April 20, 2008
wow, mike barker is a douchebag.
douchebag by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008
someone that does what you want to; someone that stil your girlfriend or boyfriend
Don't steal my gf you douchebag.
That douchebag got my desired position.
douchebag by Terrorist Killer #25 October 28, 2006

Douchebag Sweep 

When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.
The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

douchebaguette 

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment
Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!