Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets
butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice
box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “
Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the
joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic
Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your
dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group
chat ghosting me."
"Classic
Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your
dog and skipped you on purpose."