unicycle of death

something used as a last resort to make money when very stonded. is a inside joke hard to understand

welp someones gonna have to ride the unicycle of death

by rob n jon January 17, 2009

Death Cough

When you cough so bad that it causes you to fart, shit and piss your pants all at the same time.

I heard that Ryan had a Death Cough in class the other day.

by Miller Heavy October 16, 2010

Death By Bear

Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.

Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.

by Randy Numan April 29, 2010

the green death

A fat greenish blue shit that occurs when you drink a drink with tons of food coloring

I drank a litre and a half of slurpee! Damn my shit was green and blue it was fucked id say it looked like the green death

by the bitch killah May 3, 2014

Death By Guru

Death By Guru, or more commonly known as DBG, is a street gang, that is to be feared and avoided at all cost. If DBG tags are seen in your neighborhood--move. They will paint your pets green and change their name to "hulky"... to which your pet will only respond to "hulky" from then on. The worst part is, you'll never suspect the members if they aren't attacking you at the time.

They got their name from a style of death that started in the Amazon rainforest where the tribe would kill you via butt sex.... thats how savage this gang is.

But now... they've gone commercial. They will infect your children's mind. Soon there will be DBG t-shirts and hats. and you wont be able to get away. because once you've figured out that they're there... its already too late.

Oh shit! Did that sign have DBG on it? Oh no.... that dog is green and that kid shirt says DBG. There goes this town. It just died in a Death By Guru!

by I am DBG February 28, 2011

death metal whore

a black metal whore but for death metal, only like the music because of us awesome death metalrs.

"i think your band is cool and you have long hair"
"you madam are a death metal whore"

by deathmetalistheonlygoodmusic December 4, 2009

P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death)

A Skanky girl who has been around with alot of different guys and may have a number of various STDs.

I was dancing with this hot blonde when my friend told me that the blonde bitch fucked the entire football team and chess club. There was no way I was gunna stick my dick in that P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death).

by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010