Massasoit College 

A homeless shelter with textbooks.

You go to Massasoit College!? You must be RETARDED!

Massasoit College by JRitt December 9, 2009

Chestnut Hill College 

A VERY small high-school type "college" with an extremely low caliber student body (average gpa 2.0) all on almost full scholarship.. NO student life.. Required: an ettiquette seminar for all students, dating lectures, etc. school run by overpaid nuns.. horrible facilities, HUGE cockroaches, low budget teachers, disgusting dorms, horrible sports teams. All students are similar in personality to the high school "band kid".. very depressing place..

Go back to Chestnut Hill? I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!

Chestnut Hill College by Jungle Love October 7, 2006

Hope College 

A glorified high school ("college") where fun goes to die and conservatism is glorified. Everyone either goes to church Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then on Sunday for 2-3 hours or tries to make the school seem like a big party school by stating that we are, "a small school with a drinking problem". When in reality its a few people who continuously get smashed to momentarily forget the fact that they are at a school which shoves more religion up your ass than is healthy. Plus, the parties suck because the school is so small. And those who do drink and have sex are permanently judged and ridiculed by religion humpers who probably have never been kissed (you think I'm joking). We also have two places to eat on campus and every group has a table they sit at, just like high school! And everything closes downtown at around six pm. Seriously, go anywhere else but here. They had someone come speak who approves of murdering homosexuals and you have to be referred by a psychiatrist to join our spectrum if you're a member of the LBGT community. Not a good example of how you should act as a Christian or a person. Education for the bigoted...

Normal human being: Hey! lets go to a party.
Hope College Frat Star: Yeah! lets go to a basement on campus
Normal human being: Nah, lets go to WMU instead. They know how to have a good time.

Freshman: Hey! lets sit at these tables
Hope College Junior: Nah, the swimmers sit there on Monday through Friday. But we can sit here on the weekends!
Freshman: Is this how college is supposed to be?
HC Junior: Not really, but it's how we do things at Hope. Welcome! We'll get you a pair of wooden clogs when you graduate

Hope College by backcab September 3, 2015

boston college

Pretty much the most overrated school in the country, except for its location and campus (which are both pretty nice)

I go to Boston College. I am the shit and my college is the shit, even though it wasn't one of my first choices.

boston college by Pete1234 May 4, 2006

MOnroe Community College 

A community college, sometimes considered 13th grade by dissenters.

I went to Monroe Community College.

MOnroe Community College by Chigglywiggly December 24, 2008

Did your mom go to college? 

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

Did your mom go to college? by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010

dutchess community college 

Commonly reffered to as 13th grade Dutchess Community college is a last resort school for the occupants of the Hudson Valley. With the states lowest tuition this school is full of outcasts and rednecks. Though all the poor drunk sluts from highschool can be found here. Score!

I'm 46 and have no job but I'll sign up for school at Dutchess Community college so I can talk to young girls.

dutchess community college by John Kochay March 29, 2007