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Hope College

A glorified high school ("college") where fun goes to die and conservatism is glorified. Everyone either goes to church Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then on Sunday for 2-3 hours or tries to make the school seem like a big party school by stating that we are, "a small school with a drinking problem". When in reality its a few people who continuously get smashed to momentarily forget the fact that they are at a school which shoves more religion up your ass than is healthy. Plus, the parties suck because the school is so small. And those who do drink and have sex are permanently judged and ridiculed by religion humpers who probably have never been kissed (you think I'm joking). We also have two places to eat on campus and every group has a table they sit at, just like high school! And everything closes downtown at around six pm. Seriously, go anywhere else but here. They had someone come speak who approves of murdering homosexuals and you have to be referred by a psychiatrist to join our spectrum if you're a member of the LBGT community. Not a good example of how you should act as a Christian or a person. Education for the bigoted...

Normal human being: Hey! lets go to a party.
Hope College Frat Star: Yeah! lets go to a basement on campus
Normal human being: Nah, lets go to WMU instead. They know how to have a good time.

Freshman: Hey! lets sit at these tables
Hope College Junior: Nah, the swimmers sit there on Monday through Friday. But we can sit here on the weekends!
Freshman: Is this how college is supposed to be?
HC Junior: Not really, but it's how we do things at Hope. Welcome! We'll get you a pair of wooden clogs when you graduate

by backcab August 2, 2015