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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
by misty578 January 23, 2016
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quad biked

To doggy fuck someone on all fours so ferociously they start to move
Alex quad biked Vicky so much she almost fell down the stairs
by tsidnfkcjed July 9, 2016
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Stripped bike

A bike missing parts. Usually because of theft. Often just a frame remains.
You can tell it was a bad part of town by the amount of stripped bikes.
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
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girls bike

It is a mode of transportation that a female would use to commute from point A to point B, this particular bike is easy to identify due to the bent top bar, which is believed to cradle the vergina in a event of a crash.
"Hey boys look at Mitch riding that girls bike, he must have a vergina"
by Gilbert12 December 16, 2016
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andrew blake

Not to believe in god is not to believe in andrew Blake
by andyrooooo March 29, 2017
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drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!
I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!
by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017
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