blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Purley blood

Purley blood is a rock band from winter garden Florida. They have two goals. To make music great again and to bring back rock music. The members are: zack Smith, Irshad khan and Timothy Brock. They are by far the coolest guys you will ever meet. Zack dresses like a god but is a demon from hell. Irshad dresses like a rocker and has great hair. Timothy is one of the most chill person ever. Purley blood is basically like this.”you make the rules and they break them”.
Purley blood is going to make music great again.
by You’d onto let May 4, 2019
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KB Bloods

A “gang” in Key Biscayne who think they’re the shit cause they wheelie in Crandon and snort smarties on their free-time. The KB Bloods are around the ages 11-14 and are rivals with the KB Crips. The KB Bloods ruined the Halloween shaving cream fight due too one of the 12 yr old “gang member” taking nair and making another class member go bald. Overall, the KB Bloods are a bunch of pussies who have a bed time and chill outside of Sir Pizza on Friday nights.
The KB Bloods Member blew up the grand bay fountain
by Marques Brownlee 69 March 28, 2022
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True blood

True blood exists in another world checknyour Facebook pics
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it
I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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