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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it
I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.
"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."
by Based Cow December 2, 2021
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scary blood

liek when blood is like evrywhere and you cant help but say "oh oh oh!!! scary blood!!!!" and than the blood it is everywhere and youre like "ohhh hell nawww :( spongevbo would NTO LIKE THIS"
"OH THAT BLOOD IS SCAAAAARY"
You been to that room? that blood shure was scary!
blood is scary
scary blood
by BLOOD TORTURE SANDWICH February 15, 2024
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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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Blood Knight

A male who is willing to have sex with a female during her menstruation.
You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.
by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024
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blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.
This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.
by bloodunderground March 12, 2024
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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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