alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 07, 2021

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024

Alabama Burnout

When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.

She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.

by Ruckus Rawson October 23, 2023

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 26, 2021

alabama hot shot

The act of boofing a shot of methamphetamines, then diarrhea shitting it back into a spoon. Have your friend then heat it til quick boil, drop in a cotton filter, draw it up and bang that bad boy til they are enjoying that amazing uforic rush

I asked Tiffany if she wanted to enjoy a Alabama hot shot together

by Sam-I-am-nasty August 21, 2022

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 06, 2023

Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you

My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night

by Claxmcb April 04, 2024