Harris wanks

a subby femboy who takes it off a lizard

Harris wanks is a gay guy who likes kyle

by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025

Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.

"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."

by Heterococks November 7, 2022

Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

by Ephraim June 7, 2025

Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023