When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
Get the Holy shit is that a turtlemug. a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
by j holee September 6, 2009
Get the scram turtlemug. Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. by Puffin Man June 13, 2011
Get the turtle-brainedmug. by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016
Get the big brown turtlemug. Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010
Get the turtlemug.