by Avacado taco February 23, 2017
Get the avacado tacomug. many woman married to quarter inch killers need to tap the taco after sex to keep the marriage alive; unless they have a halfback option.
by omega cage October 15, 2006
Get the tap the tacomug. by Nick Francis May 11, 2008
Get the puffy tacomug. N. White Girls
by T3h T May 23, 2010
Get the White Tacomug. 1. The act of shitting, though not completely out, but predominantly into one's own ass crack and pressing the ass cheeks together to complete the effect. For a complete "Mexican effect," commit this act after the Dirty Sanchez.
2. An insult which is an image comparable to a person who is described as such.
2. An insult which is an image comparable to a person who is described as such.
1. Last night Mia was rough! I fucked her in the ass, and gave her a stank Dirty Sanchez. With that upset, she followed up with an ass taco.
2. For fuck's sake, Howard, stop being such an ass taco!
2. For fuck's sake, Howard, stop being such an ass taco!
by respite August 12, 2006
Get the ass tacomug. a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service
I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it
by SexyLexie May 24, 2007
Get the del tacomug. The art of female masturbation while sitting on a toilet at work. At times this maybe used in substitution of a muff slap.
She was extremely horny while working but was on her period so she went to the bathroom and preformed a taco handshake.
by Hammy_03 September 26, 2009
Get the Taco Handshakemug.