Dirty Scomo

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked

“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”

by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021

Dirty Whores

A group of absolute fucking beauty's that like to get drunk and fuck shit up. Have no fear the Dirty Whores are here.

Hey Bubba, lets get the dirty whores over and drink beer

by jerrys a cunt March 30, 2021

Dirty patunya

The act of eating someone's nostril hair whilst shitting upon their belly button, then placing scrotum across their nose placing each testicle in eye sockets.

Man last night I woke up and experienced a dirty patunya.

by Leroy patunya March 30, 2021

dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

Dirty Bernie

A hand job with knit mittens

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Dirty mous

Used when someone shoves a dick so far up your ass that tears it apart

Dude he totally gave me a dirty mous last night i still can't sit properly

by Ronikal April 3, 2021

dirty nubbin

When a man puts his finger up a girls ass and spins her like a basketball.

*menacingly* “Dirty nubbin time“

by DirtyLindz April 3, 2021