Grab dick day

14. October is national grab dick day. Grab as many dicks as you can! The boys will love you forever

«Why did you grab my dick!»
«Because it’s national grab dick day!!»

by Russianpower69 October 3, 2019

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

Dick

1) a man's penis. (slang vulgar)

2) or a stupid asshole (person)

I put the dick in her ass.

Listen to Flying kitty's "Dick in the box" it's fire.

"Pull out the whole damn dick, I'ma get laid
I got another dick, I'ma get AIDS"

by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 19, 2020

no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

dick hole

The combination of a Dick And an Asshole

Rigley is a Dick hole

Blayne what a dick hole
Tanner is the oppisite of a dick hole

by eatbigmeat December 1, 2022

Necci Dick

The popular saying derived from the fact that Dutch rapper 'necci' is the world record holder for largest penis.

Wow! I got a real necci dick after that penis enlargement surgerie.

by not necci. November 5, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020