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Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.
Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.
by brazylayloo June 9, 2019
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Ass

I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything
And with that I am a dumbass
Again…
mugGet the Assmug.

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015
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that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.
by Badass Brad December 20, 2022
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Game ass nigga

A man who games entirely way to much would rather play a video game with pal(s) than to have intercourse usually watches loads of anemia
by beefbabe June 30, 2025
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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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ass

“bro that shit is ass” “ikr!?”
by Cliick September 6, 2021
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