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ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.
Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.
by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014
mugGet the ass-thumbingmug.

ass thumb

A person who is a result of one having a thumb up their ass.
Having 'a thumb up your ass' is lazy but the ass thumb is so lazy that their not even doing anything.
Bob didn't do anything the whole week, what an ass thumb.
by Tom Ladonne September 19, 2008
mugGet the ass thumbmug.

thumbs up their asses

Unable to take any action. Especially when referring to something that's usually powerful.
"So Initech won't be able to deal with this new virus?"
"Nope. They'll have their thumbs up their asses."
by 13431231232342345234 December 6, 2006
mugGet the thumbs up their assesmug.

Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.
Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.
by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010
mugGet the Thumb up your assmug.

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?
by brando56894 November 20, 2013
mugGet the sitting around with your thumb up your assmug.

Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
mugGet the Thumb-up-the-assmug.

thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs
bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.
by cumslider February 1, 2024
mugGet the thumb-assmug.

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