Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

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dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021

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Very few men have access to Forbidden dick mode it's a technique lost to time and has been forbidden. We do not know what the full potential of forbidden dick mode is but what we do know is that it can satisfy any woman, possibly increase dick size, vibrate, charge cumshots, etc. The abilities can also vary depending on the man not only the effectiveness but some users can conjure new abilities itself. Forbidden dick mode has consequences as well if not used in moderation,
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys

Chris:I used forbidden dick mode on her last night and she fucking died help me hide the body

Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?

by Loserbutbetter October 30, 2021

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dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

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dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021

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