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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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Paprika dick

When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex
“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”
by JosieDirt July 19, 2021
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Rippin dicks

A method of injecting yourself into a group of people you don’t know. You walk in and say “ripping’ dicks” and see what people do.

Whoever yells back is vibin and then you rip dicks all night.
WHO’S RIPPIN DICKS?
by Trish er July 19, 2021
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dick

omg chris’s dick was so good
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back
by ppwacker July 20, 2021
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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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