Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Hole-Ass

Someone who isn't an asshole but a hole-ass. This is better than being an asshole. Being a hole-ass means that you may partake in asshole like activities on accident but occasionally on purpose on warranted occasion.

You are a hole-ass for accidentally shooting grass clippings at local neighborhood children on accent and sometimes on purpose when the kids are being assholes.

by JerrySienfeld96 July 31, 2024

Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses

"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

poo in the ass

Poo in the ass means being bad at a thing in negative, or just being a negative person

"Yo bro, are you poo in the ass?" "Hey man, that was real poo in the ass what you just did there"

by yxtyson August 4, 2024

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

glassy ass

How my sister said gracias

Oh my god thank you so much glassy ass

by Bootybuttface August 11, 2024