Dick

A soft baby skin like organ
That u not getting cuz u search it up
*Every girls favorite straw*

I totally sucked some dick today

by Jdddggf July 11, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

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Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with

I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit

by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018

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Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

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Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 13, 2019

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Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

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