A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad

“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020

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National suck dick day

November 7th

November 7th is national suck dick day

by anonymous November 4, 2020

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Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021

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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

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Triple dicking

When a man has three penises and uses them to crush some major pussy 3 times as fast with 3 times the pleasure.

Damn did you hear about how Chester was triple dicking all those girls the other day?

by RhydonAli November 10, 2020

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After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.

Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.

by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019

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