Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Lame Ass Kingston

When your long term partner breaks up with you and wants the clothes iron

My ex pulled a Lame Ass Kingston when we broke up

by The iron lady September 6, 2021

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Ass

A word that means one's buttox, usually to emphasize adjective

You passed Calculus in Pre-K? Smart-(Ass)
You don't know 23x3?
Dumb-(Ass)
You took down the cartel with a empty chapstick casing?
Bad-(Ass)
etc.

by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016

Hoe ass bitch

When ever a boy/girl talkin shii behind yo back and looks at chu retardedly abd is a bitch.

"Bernise is a hoe ass bitch😧👏"

by La.shortyyyy March 6, 2019

Dumb ass

Miguel Martinez

Dumb ass

by 8efymzgrsjgx January 10, 2020

Bitch-ass

Someone who acts tough but isn't

You're a bitch-ass

by Lalisaaaa July 29, 2022