National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Duck Ass Jit

A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.

“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”

by visiblysnack November 28, 2023

chicken ass

Afraid to fuck.

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 08, 2019

Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 04, 2022

Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus

Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.

by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.

by ttarler June 18, 2011

ass rabbit

1) Someone who jumps on other people's asses like a rabbit.
2) An asshole who just can't let it go

Daniel just won't get shut up about it. He is such an ass rabbit.

by Laughing-London October 18, 2018