national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

quasi-dicked

When attempting to fully insert your penis, and all she can physically manage is the tip.

Dude, did you hump that chick last night? "Yeah, but she was tiny, I only quasi-dicked her"

by Shagrug August 2, 2016

Dick motivated

Refers to someone with amazing flirting skills that others just don’t get

Girl one: Hey that girl is dick motivated
Girl two: yeah that just means she’s good at flirting

by Official answer May 2, 2022

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Motion Dickness

When you engage in intercourse and proceed to vomit immediately after climax.

" it was so rough he gave me motion dickness."

"girl he was hitting from the back and after he nutted I threw up... he gave me that motion dickness"

by k&d69 April 27, 2024

Dick

Nickname for Richard

Hey Richard, can I call you dick or noh

by ass_slapper October 20, 2019

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025