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NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.
Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!
by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019
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Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl
My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
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Dick Gozinya

A prank name which is supposed to sound like dick goes in ya
Me: Hello! My name is Dick Gozinya.

Them: So that means a dick goes in you?
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by @bendover69 April 11, 2024
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Slinging Dick

"Slinging Dick" refers to fucking shit up, be it in a video game or real life. If you got MVP in a Halo, you were slinging dick that match.
COD Announcer: Friendly nuke has been launched.

Player 1: Goddamn, that guy is slinging dick?/!
by Big dong6969 July 11, 2024
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Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
by Sirbro April 8, 2019
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Dick Dam

If you’re gonna bang her, don’t forget to wear a dick dam.
by Eff-dog April 19, 2024
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