dick

dick is something most females like, espcally inside of them.

omg, the dick was so good!
yess! put the dick in me

by gwack gwack May 4, 2022

Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking

Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf

by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022

Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy

"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"

by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022

Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

by sooreal March 22, 2013

Dick’s Sporting Goods

1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.

2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.

1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”

by Sasuke!!!!!!! June 12, 2021

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021