Silly dick

Your dick is wiggly

mom you have such a silly dick can I touch it

by Dick the birthday boy May 18, 2018

vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.

I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?

by Swaggy K June 9, 2016

Dick Clique

A social group of only male friends that sometimes have circle jerks.

Nah Sarah can't come with us, this is a dick clique!

by ChonkyCat the Circle Jerker May 2, 2022

Dick-Jabber

Anyone that likes to involve themselves even if it has nothing to do with them.

ie dicks like to get into anything whether invited or not. Just jabbing their dick into everything, like an asshole

Who invited this dick-jabber.

Dude who asked you, you dick-jabber

by dozia April 8, 2022

Dick cheese

Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese

Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese

by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019

phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

by maryncanary November 3, 2023

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021