The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.
by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013
When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
by coolsucker39 September 08, 2021
A man with a big penis who bangs really hot chicks, none of which have boobs smaller than a handfull
by my name dude December 20, 2009
by Hello Yeah Yeah January 02, 2018