Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017

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Stunt dick

A man that will bang your significant other. Either behind your back or in a cuck situation.

While Frank was working a double, Stone spent a couple hours playing stunt dick with his fiance.

by Bilge pump May 6, 2018

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floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

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When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

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Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.

He has a massive dick!

by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

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