buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard

Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it

by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022

Dick-clipper

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.

"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."

by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022