Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Resting Drake Face

Resting Drake Face is when someone's resting face is quite silly, Resembling Drake or even Justin Bieber.

Person 1 (Adam): What's up with Sarah's Face? She looks fucking goofy

Person 2 (Marty): Oh Sarah has Resting Drake Face, Don't be rude

by Secco's Lover November 8, 2022

gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 8, 2022

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023