ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop March 01, 2016

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot February 05, 2016

Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 08, 2020

Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack November 18, 2023

Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.

Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)

Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars
All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!

by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021

Real ass jit at them avenues

Hood irony type shi fr ✨😎💀💀💀🤓

"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr💀

by ambatublow123 May 24, 2023