You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

My drake

A slag for penis - typically used by black people

Yo nigga, i just got my drake sucked by this bitch, she was so disgusting she even used her teeth

by KKetil March 18, 2024

sniffin my burger

slang for a woman absolutely brown nosing a man who got off the porcelain thrown and did not wipe

should have seen the way she was sniffin my burger last night

by Booboodung March 18, 2024

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024

oh my lolly

oh my lolly is an expression you use instead of oh my god to keep it more pg around the toddlers it’s a way of showing your treating shock to something or just to say when you hear something you didn’t know.

guy 1- “im gay”

guy 2- OH MY LOLLY I HAD NO IDEA
or
guy 1- did you hear taya bedford is pregnant and it’s not charlie’s
guy 2- oh my lolly that’s cray cray.

by oh my lolly original March 19, 2024