My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night

My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight

by Merlin vac engine February 27, 2022

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC

Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

all my life’s answers

Urban dictionary

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers

by chappygamer42 October 4, 2017

broke my fridge

A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.

(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?

(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"

by Hanboob February 20, 2025

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Stealing my contribution

It isn't the consequences of my actions

Hym "And the consequences of stealing my contributions is one of you kids."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2025