you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.

Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.

by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017

Dick

1- A name given to human males

2- slang for the penis

1- I went to the store with my friend dick
2- I jerked my dick

by Nostalgic_Voyage January 2, 2023

Dick backing

when a man with an erect penis rubbs it on your back unexpectedly

I just got dick backed on the jetski

see that guy dick backing her ? that is so creepy

by TripleA1 May 24, 2016

Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Destroy Dick Year

An expanded version of Destroy Dick December, after a successful month of No Nut November and a successful month of Destroy Dick December, the player gets a chance to do the hardest challenge of them all, to destroy their dick for 365 days.

+ Dude, why does he smell like dead fish, and not even talking about how dead he looks?!
-He's a fighter, he's doing the Destroy Dick Year!

by iris the psycho November 8, 2022

dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.

Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.

by FVTRSM July 25, 2021