Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Dick

a really long fat stick with white stuff

Man1: I like the look of your dick
Man2: Yeah its very white

by hhhhhhheeeeeeellllloooooooooff May 2, 2021

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.

Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!

by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021